December 2008
175 posts
I went to a protest today.
All about the israeli attacks on gaza. pretty good turn out. We marched up Queen St then gathered in Aotea Square. Then some guys tried to set an American flag on fire, the petrol they sprayed on it ignited and fizzled out and the flag kind of just melted. Oh to have a good old fashioned cotton flag. Featured chants included:
-“free free palestine!”
-“down down...
Coromandel + New Years = funtimes.
ok so going to the Coromandel for new years. Can’t fucking wait. We are going to get sloshed on the beach. And in the tent. and on the beach. We even have a bottle of Moet. I mean, its pretty much French equivalent of Lindauer…of which we also have a bottle. Our plan is to drink the Lindauer before midnight and then have the Moet as the celebratory bottle, then just get pissed on...
Pease pudding hot, pease pudding cold, pease...
i love pease pudding, but some people really have way too much time on their hands.
Say what?
lhh:
lickystickypicky:
The human liver performs over 500 functions. (mine 501 because sometimes it does my laundry too)
A kiss for one minute can burn 26 calories.
From the age of thirty, humans gradually begin to shrink in size. (OMFG)
Even if you eat food standing on your head, the food will still end up in your stomach.
It is not possible to tickle yourself. The cerebellum, a part of...
bikkie.
The problem with krispie biscuits mini’s is that once you start eating them, its v hard to stop. Also, when you’re eating them with a cup of tea you forget how many you’ve eaten because they are mini and then you become an obese. I am an obese.
workingclass man.
Its so nice to be working again. I took the last semester off. I got my first pay check in 6months the other day, its a very nice feeling. By tuesday next week I would have worked 5 days in a row. Speshul. In other news, I can’t wait to get out of auckland for a few days at new years. need to get away from the city and into the fresh air. and SWIMMING oh god i can’t wait to swim. i...
while watching Alive!
Katie: Jason, if we were trapped up the Andes, would you eat me if I died?
Me: Yes.
Katie: Eat me out??
Ich mochte eine grune hose.
MURRY CHRUSTMUS NUUU ZILIND!
In other news: Balls.
It's pissing like a motherfuck outside.
It is a mere 13degrees celsius and it is summer. Auckland is renowned for its four seasons in one day. Or entire season in one day at the wrong time of year. I have three shirts on the clothes line and i’m afraid that the wind will carry them away and I’m too much of a fggt to venture out to get them. hrm. In other news, tomorrow will be my first christmas eve EVENING that I will not...
ANDREW IS MY KING
Roisin Murphy - Tell Everybody.
One of my faves...
Domestic goddess?
Alright so I’m trying to clean my house. We’ve had like an infestation of fruit flies recently, and I just discovered why. There was a bag of lemons sitting under the unused dining table….I don’t want to guess at how long it had been sitting there for, but needless to say the lemons were no longer lemons. *vom*. I’ve vacuumed. I’ve semi-cleaned the bathroom. Now...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
ok so I just texted my new boss asking her what the extension for the phone at work was, and she texted back ending the message with MATEY. OMG OMG OMG. I almost pissed myself. Is she trying to be super chummy or something? She is like super pretty and cool…but, MATEY?! for srs.
I'm not homophobic, but my boner fully died.
Phil.
Rice and sausage creation for dinner. I'm so poor...
I just joined four facebook pokie-appreciation...
doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou:
What? What? The kids can just have cereal for dinner. They’ll be alright. My favourite one is called “Pokies are the best and its a myth that they take ur money away”. Holy shit, go home Nicole.
I work in a casino =] aheeee…
Holy crap. I just walked home from work IN DRESS...
I feel good about it, but i’m so fucking tired and my feet feel like they’re about to explode. AND I CAN’T BE MESSIN’ UP THE CARPET!
Who Do I Have To Fuck Around Here To Get More...
(via avedanke)
*puts up hand*
mediocre rice dish + Heinz Ketchup = disappointing...
EXTERMINATE!!
Its 5am, I just got home from work and I am wide...
FAT
I have eaten far too many toffeepops and far too many roses chocolates. I don’t even really like them but I got them for free. NOW I AM AN OBESE. I want to watch Dogma but my connection is the shittest anus in this entire world. ETA: 6days, 7hours, 22minutes. BuddyChrist save me.
IT IS BREAKFAST TIME! I have no bread, no milk and...
EXCITE~~
Ok so I have my first swing shift at work tonight. Working 8pm to 4am. I am v excited about this. There’s something about the prospect of finishing work at 4 in the freakin morning that I find appealing. I mean its not like the streets will be empty, people will still be out in bars. AND I GET TO SLEEP ALL DAY. It will be good fun times.
mingey ((.))
Jason is a fggt who knows what he wants...from the...
ok now that I’ve actually gotten to the typey bit, I can’t be assed actually writing what i was going to write. In other news, i went to a gig lastnight. The band is headed by my former high school classics teacher. yes. they are ALL christian i think……….but the music was still good. There was only one mega jesus song. they’re called Jonathan James, or...
