January 2009
85 posts
WANTS TO GO OUT. NO FRIENDS. JUST BOOZE AT HOME...
World gets its first gay leader.... after complete... →
lhh:
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Woot! Iceland FTW!
I learned a new computer shortcut today. You know...
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I love learning new computer shortcuts. Making my life easier one key at a time.
Michigan: Man Dies After Power Is Cut →
sufjanssteven:
A 93-year-old Bay City man froze to death inside his home just days after the municipal power company restricted his electricity use because of unpaid bills, officials said. The man, Marvin E. Schur, died “a slow, painful death,” said Kanu Virani, Oakland County’s deputy chief medical examiner, who performed the autopsy. Neighbors discovered Mr. Schur’s body on Jan. 17 and said...
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,...
I fucking love Lord of the Rings. I am one of the few people I know who has made their way through the entire book without DYING giving up. LOVE IT.
I just plugged a macbook charger into my pants.
Needless to say, the macbook didn’t charge.
PERVE O'CLOCK
So our neighbours are moving some new shit into their house, which means HOT MOVING MEN. Yes. …ok so only one of them is actually hot.
...we are coming...
I get such a rush of pride whenever someone posts something by Flight of the Conchords. KIWI’S WILL SOMEDAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Best news today!
Just found out that two fug fggts I used to talk to are now together. VOM. VOM. VOM. FUG FGGT SEX. VOM.
Cheered me right up. XD
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“Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit”
– The Which, from The Phantom Tollbooth.
HOLIDAY TRIAD!!
Happy Chinese New Year! Happy Auckland Anniversairy! Happy Australia Day??
ARE THERE ANY OTHER HOLIDAYS TODAY!?!?
I am turning into a barista whore.
So, making coffee to earn money is turning me into a COFFEE CRITIC!! went to a cafe in ponsonby today and i ordered a latte to go, and my friend ordered a flat white to go. THEY WERE BOTH EXACTLY THE SAME. But they shouldn’t have been. Why, i didn’t even hear the bitch froth the milk. DID SHE GIVE ME RECYCLED MILK?! ass.
also, i’m a little drunk. sleepytimes for me. yessssss.
I need to wash my vagina
-Katie, my flatmate.
NEW FAVE PLACE
Ok so I just discovered an awesome place to sit in my newww house. My windowsill! Its like, buttsized. So i can sit here with my laptop and DO THINGS. LOVE. NEW. HOUSE.
My flatmate is stoned. HAHAHAHAHHA
Cellar Door
Watchallcreatures:
A dog and and elephant = BFF.
Get your tissues ready…
Ignore the 10 second advertisement at the start.
precis:lovepuppy:mdfsmash:brooklyngirl:
HOMGHOMGHOMG. yes yes ignore ad at beginning. AND WATCH!
Hey, follow this guy →
amilniazi:
’s Tumblr, that is
I felt like I was being ordered, so I followed him. I expect great things.
There is a man drilling a hole in my house.
Ok so there is an electirician here and he is drilling a hole IN MY HOUSE. He is like middle eastern or something. “i need t drrrill hole, then go under house and drrrrill hole. you want tv there yes?”
he isn’t even hot. how disappointing.
I took a nap in the library today. I used a Harry...
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A friend of mine once fell asleep in Whitcoulls (NZ’s version of Borders, but way more crap) whilst reading a book. She got kicked out because they thought she was homeless.
ALL OF THE SUDDEN I LOVE EVERYBODY OK.
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I have witnessed this.
SSDD.
