Things supermarket workers say to me as I walk away. Fucken’ bitch. Just because ALL I bought was Pringles, lollies, nuts, chips and soysages doesn’t mean you have the right to judge me you two toed sloth faced bitch. If I wanna lie in bed eating pringles all afternoon, I’ll do it. Who do you think you are. So what if I had finished an entire packet (tube?) of pringles on the drive home. SO WHAT if the drive is 2.3 kilometers (actually). Maybe I enjoy being an obese fuck. I got friends. I ain’t sharing any of my sherbet bombs with them. They’re all mine. Yeah I ate McDonalds at 5am this morning. What’s it to you? Yeah this is the second lunch I’ve eaten today. Private party for one. Fuck you whore. (via idledays)
This is the Andrew i know and love